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Eye Yi Yi Yi

I know what you’re hoping, you’re praying: that this is a blog about corn chips. Particularly those from the era of the Frito Bandito song, back before colour TV and frowning on appropriation of voice was invented. Fat tasted better back then, and the hand that tipped the salt was not so stingy. But there …

Failed Recipes # 2: Kale, Chia, Oatbran, and Chocolate Chip Pancakes

  You may think the title of this blog alone tells the problem: my use of the Oxford comma. Some people will tell you straight up that where I went wrong here was the use of the Oxford comma. But there you’d be wrong. I did NOT use “oatbran and chocolate” chips in my recipe. Not to get all …

Earspotting

I know what you’re thinking. This is a blog about spots on my ears. Or yours. Close, but no vape. While it is ultimately a thinly veiled attempt to bring topology to the rupture in the relationship between Lionel Richie and the Commodores, and make a cheap pun on Brick House and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse… what …

When You Get “The Call”

When You Get “The Call” First: here is how it all started. Offline today for #coffee and a #mammogram. No, not at the same time. 🙂 #breastcancerawareness #breastcancerawarenessmonth #getthegirlscheckedladies #weightwatchers   I know what you’re thinking. The Call. Which Call? THE Call? The Calling? Don’t call us, we’ll call you? No. The other call. See, …

Conversations with my Sister-Wife

Conversations with my Sister-Wife I think everyone should have a sister, or a wife. When both happens, it’s magic. I have three sisters, no wives, but I do have a Sister-Wife. Unfortunately, she lives in another town. Far far away (my car is tricky and doesn’t want to go into 4th gear, making highway driving …

Looking for My Lot’s Pillar of Salt

Looking for My Lot’s Pillar of Salt A blog I kept meaning to write was to be titled “Life in the Vaseline.” But not having heard the Eagles recently, today’s blog is about about a different return of the repressed (or not). It’s one of those blogs which struck me one day thanks to my streaming a 70s station …

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