OEUE – Banner 728×90
  • All
  • Devotions for Douchebags
  • Failed Recipes
  • Fun
  • General
  • Rant or Whine
  • Recipes
  • Successful Recipes
  • Weight Stagnation Journey
  • What I Did Wrong This Week
  • Writing

Elf on the Shelf Hate

I’m guest-blogging on my friend Ana’s site today discussing how much I LOATHE the Elf on the Shelf.   Find it here.  

My Lenten Resolve: Devotions for Douchebags

My Lenten Resolve: Devotions for Douchebags I know what you’re thinking. How horrid to connect Lent and Douchebaggery. Or maybe you’re taking the opposite view: how wonderful. In both cases, you may be right, you may be wrong. Who am I to control your discourse? I’m no fascist (using the term loosely since discourse control …

Failed Recipes # 2: Kale, Chia, Oatbran, and Chocolate Chip Pancakes

  You may think the title of this blog alone tells the problem: my use of the Oxford comma. Some people will tell you straight up that where I went wrong here was the use of the Oxford comma. But there you’d be wrong. I did NOT use “oatbran and chocolate” chips in my recipe. Not to get all …

Not Enough Sand in the Writing Cave

Hard to know where to start with this photo shown above. I’ll tell you the first thing which came to mind: a lawyer joke. In the 80s and 90s, I worked in an accounting and consulting firm as a Research Associate (or some such title) and I heard a lot of lawyer jokes. So this …

Letting Myself Go—Apparently

Letting Myself Go—Apparently ….and then my (potentially former) chiro said to me (last night) “Well of course you’ve really let yourself go, dear. But you shouldn’t be too hard on yourself. You’ll get back to it, this year .” Apparently I let myself go. Not that I needed her to tell me. I figured it …

Failed Recipe #1: Irish Cream Yogurt

Failed Recipe #1: Irish Cream Yogurt Now that I’m on Weight Watchers…. 🙂   The first in a random series of recipes where I ALMOST got it right.   I know I know, what was I thinking, right? But I love Irish Cream. I’m just not a drinker. And I love yogurt. And I make my own …

%d bloggers like this: