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I Think that I Shall Never See / My Feet | The Diet Continues

I Think that I Shall Never See / My Feet | The Diet Continues That, my friends, is 122g of Chapman’s Black Jack Cherry frozen yogurt. I am surprised the Chapman family doesn’t invite me to their Christmas party because I am personally responsible for their financial success. Or I was. Until this year. Meaning …

What’s for Dinner? Conversations with a Colleague

I have a colleague whom I adore, admire, and try to emulate. Not in a creepy way, but in a “she’s so good, I’m inspired to do better” kind of way. She’s positive, energetic, upbeat and optimistic. Diligent and driven.   Opposites attract.   So when she says “screw them,” I listen. 🙂 And she’s right, I …

The Heat is On

No. Not the Pontiac/Beverly Hills Cop tune. The heat is on for me to lose (TYPO story? I wrote “love” by accident.. but Freud posits there are no accidents) those last 29 pounds. Some of you kind souls my recall my blog from three years ago, chronicling my journey to lose the baby weight. Well, he’s …

My Lenten Resolve: Devotions for Douchebags

My Lenten Resolve: Devotions for Douchebags I know what you’re thinking. How horrid to connect Lent and Douchebaggery. Or maybe you’re taking the opposite view: how wonderful. In both cases, you may be right, you may be wrong. Who am I to control your discourse? I’m no fascist (using the term loosely since discourse control …

Failed Recipes # 2: Kale, Chia, Oatbran, and Chocolate Chip Pancakes

  You may think the title of this blog alone tells the problem: my use of the Oxford comma. Some people will tell you straight up that where I went wrong here was the use of the Oxford comma. But there you’d be wrong. I did NOT use “oatbran and chocolate” chips in my recipe. Not to get all …

What I’ve Done Wrong This Week (Nov 21, 2014)

I think it’s true, a picture is worth a thousand words. And here’s my morning (cast thy eyes to screen right). Not really. I hate marshmallows. Unless they’re dipped in dark chocolate. Then we have a product. I pinched these from one of the kids and placed them here to make myself look capricious and devil-may-care …

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