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Chocolate Icing

Prep time: Hard to say, depends how much you eat and have to replace. This is what my late mum would call a by-guess-and-by-golly recipe. 2 squares UNSWEETENED chocolate 2 tbsp butter 1/4 cup of milk (or whatever you have) 2 cups sifted icing sugar 1. Melt chocolate, butter and milk over the stove on …

Zombies, Zippos, A.S. Fenichel

Zombies, Zippos, A.S. Fenichel I have a series of unpublished blogs based on my dreams, each blog in various states of un/edit, pending graphics and screen grabs. One I’ve promised Bueller is about a dream I had of my wearing English muffins for slippers whilst walking to Montréal with a quick stop at Toronto’s own Sneaky Dees. Yes, that …

Probiotic Woman

Probiotic Woman I know what you’re thinking. This is a blog about Steve Austin. And there you’d be partially right, you semiotician’s dream, you. I’m not altruistic. This is all about me. If you squint just right though, it’s about you, as well. First: a warning. If you’re sensitive to the word douchebag, this is …

Hoo Hoo Boo Boo

Hoo Hoo Boo Boo WARNING: Some of you may be squeamish. You should avert your eyes or put on Netflix and just casually scroll through this while you decide between Orange is the New Black or Daredevil. This is not about what you think. Owls. You think this is about owls and there you’d be wrong.  From …

What I’ve Done Wrong This Week (Nov 21, 2014)

I think it’s true, a picture is worth a thousand words. And here’s my morning (cast thy eyes to screen right). Not really. I hate marshmallows. Unless they’re dipped in dark chocolate. Then we have a product. I pinched these from one of the kids and placed them here to make myself look capricious and devil-may-care …

Bring those Yummy Buns

First, I’m sorry I haven’t written in two months. This is my busiest season, and my fervent hope for December is that I’m writing my own stuff, not making any more websites. 🙂 Bring those Yummy Buns What could this possibly be about? My tuchus? My baking? My tuchus as affected by my baking? All …

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